Before I begin

I'm not interested in true crime or in anything that has to do with the Columbine Massacre. I just saw some people fill this survey out, and some googling revealed its source.

Full name: [redacted]

Nicknames: Some people call me Eli. Others call me stupid.

Birthplace: Somewhere on earth.

Birthday: 0X/0X/20XX.

Where Do You Live Now?: On earth.

Parent(s): They're there. I guess.

Sibling(s): None. And I'm glad that this is the case.

Looks: I hate myself too much to answer this.

Favorite Animal(s): Ко́шки. Ули́тки. (They're actually molluscs, but whatever.)

Favorite TV Show(s): I don't watch TV.

Favorite Kind(s) Of Music: I'll listen to anything that isn't K- or JPop. Nothing personal, I just don't like that kind of music.

Favorite Movie(s): House of 1000 Corpses. The Exorcist. Friday the 13th. A Serbian Film (ironically. I'm mostly there for the shock value). Dabbe. Both Creep movies.

School: Yeah.

Future School: None, hopefully...

Future Job: I don't know.

Boyfriend/Girlfriend: No. Not yet, at least.

Best Buds: :) I'll use different names rather than their real names, since I value their privacy. Матѳеи and Іакѡвъ are my only friends at the moment. I've known Матѳеи for a couple years, while I've only known Іакѡвъ since 2019.

Favorite Candy: Jelly beans... Wine gums.

Hobbies: I enjoy trying to learn languages I have no use for. I have a whole week off school so I might go back to learning Russian and Greek again.

Things You Collect: Anything and everything.

Do You Have A Personal Phone Line: No.

Favorite Body Part Of The Opposite Sex.? Define opposite sex, I'm non-binary. (Hands.)

Any Tattoos And Where Of What?: Not yet - I'd love to get a tattoo one day, but I'm not exactly sure where or of what.

Piercing(s) And Where?: Not yet.

What Do You Sleep in?: I don't sleep.

Do you like Chain Letters: I hate them

Best Advice: ...

Favorite Quotes: “I have a meanness inside me, real as an organ. Slit me at my belly and it might slide out, meaty and dark, drop on the floor so you could stomp on it.”

Non-sport Activity You Enjoy: N/A.

Dream Car: N/A.

Favorite Thing To Do In Spring: Draw unhealthy amounts of gore

What’s Your Bedtime: Whenever.

Where Do You Shop?: I don't.

Coke or Pepsi: Tea.

Favorite Thing(s) To Wear?: Black clothing.

Favorite Subject(s) In School?: N/A.

Favorite Color(s): Black. Red. Blood.

Favorite People To Talk To Online: Матѳеи, since I've known them for so long. Іакѡвъ, because they're a good friend.

Root-Beer or Dr. Pepper? Hate them both. (Never tried root beer, I'm not old enough.)

Do You Shave? When I feel like it, usually never.

Favorite Vacation Spot(s): Home.

Favorite Family Member(s): I love them all equally. By love, I mean tolerate.

Did You Eat Paint Chips When You Were a Kid? No.

Favorite CD you own: Three, actually. Litourgiya, Infestissumam and Bloody Kisses.

The ONE Person Who You Hate The Most: Ex-friend who used to misgender/deadname me on purpose.

Favorite Food(s): Watermelon. Борщ. Хлѣбъ. I've taken a liking to macarons. Gestating mammal liquid toast paint, and aged gestating mammal liquid in block form.

Who Is The Hottest Guy or Girl In The World?: Sheri Moon Zombie. I'd say Peter Steele but he's dead. So...Jyrki 69.

What Is Your Favorite Salad Dressing?: I hate them all.

When You Die, Do You Wanna Be Buried or Burned Into Ashes? Buried.

Do You Believe In Aliens?: I do.

If You Had The Chance To Professionally Do Something, What would You Do?: Nothing.

Things You Obsess Over: Horror, gore.

Favorite Day of the Week: Friday.

A Teacher You Hate: All of them.

Favorite Disney Movie: I hate them.

What Is Your Favorite Season? Spring.

What Toppings Do You Like On Your Pizza? Сꙑръ.

Do You Like Your School Food Itself (As In The District Food): Азъ вражьдовѭсъ ѥ. (I have no idea if I used that correctly. Whatever.)

If You Could Live Anywhere, Where Would You Live? First Bulgarian Empire.

Favorite Thing(s) To Do On Weekends: Listen to Batushka. Draw. Cry. You name it.

Favorite Thing(s) To Get Clean up: eh?

Favorite Magazine(s): Don't read them. I don't care.

Favorite Flower(s): Siberian Fawn Lily.

Favorite Number(s): 680. 1996.

Favorite Ice Cream flavor(s):

What Kind of Guys/Girls Are You Attracted to?: I'm not attracted to anybody.

What’s Your Most Embarrassing Moment? ...,,

If You Could Change One Thing About Yourself What Would It be? Weight. Or height. I don't know.

Do You Eat Breakfast First Then Brush Your Teeth or Brush first ten eat breakfast: Cronch, bronsh.

Favorite Time of Day: 12 ante meridiem.

Can A Guy and Girl Be Just “Best Friends?”: Yes.

Do You Ask The Girl / Guy Out Or Do You Wait For Them To Come To You?: No.

Do You Mind Paying For Sex? I don't want to.

What’s The Most Important thing In Someone’s Personality: ???

Do you have a pager or cell phone? Yeah.

Favorite Sport: I hate sports.

What Was the Best Gift You Ever Received? My Litourgiya CD, currently. I'm waiting for 2 other CDs to come in.

How Long Did This Letter Take You To Finish?: A long time. I got distracted lol

What Did You Listen To While Completing It?: The entirety of Litourgiya.

Are you or would you like to be married in the near future (next 5 years)? No.

Don’t u just hate how psychics never win the lottery? I couldn't care less.